It was the first time I took a plane. Not wanting to embarrassed myself, I tried to remain quiet throughout the flight.

"Would you like something to drink?"

"Erm, anything."

"I don’t think they serve anything." (grinning)

"Not funny. Coke."

"Good Morning Mdm. What would you like for lunch? We have chicken spagetti and Hong Kong style fried rice."

"Spagetti please."

"Ok, here you go. Please lift up your tray."

"HUH!"

Dammit. Tray. What tray. Oh, the thing in front. So, how do I use it? SHIT!!!!!!!

"Come, let me help you."

OMG. I am so embarassed. He must be thinking that I am such a nerd.

(in the ladies)

Holy shit. How the hell do I on the tap. Why do they have to make things that is so difficult to use. The door, tap, flush, paper. Oh, this flight is killing me. Thank god he is not here to withness all these. Otherwise, I would have buried my head under ground like an ostrich.

"Excuse me Madam. Are you okay inside? Do you need help?"

"Erm, yes. Coming out soon."

I don’t know how long I’ve been in the toilet but the knock came with me finding the darn tap.

Oh mine, there was such a queue.   

Finally, my ugony ended. After 4 longs hours, sweet music to my ears.

"Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking. ………… We will be reaching Hong Kong in 15 minutes. The weather………."

I can hear myself singing…….